Save a wave, ride a surfer.

Look at dem nailsies😘💅💋

Look at dem nailsies😘💅💋

musclemartini:

teddythemonster:

postracialcomments:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

100% accurate

this is no exaggeration.
it gets this intense, that fast, for no reason.

true

stephrc79:

adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

infinityankle:

littlestbug:

irrevokable:

cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.

MBOW

MWEB

AH

sugarplumsandgunshots:

supreemo:

im gonna reblog this shit everytime i see it because this bitch has been 17 since i was six years old and she’s still 17 and i’m 24 and it isn’t fair .

Actual vampire

sugarplumsandgunshots:

supreemo:

im gonna reblog this shit everytime i see it because this bitch has been 17 since i was six years old and she’s still 17 and i’m 24 and it isn’t fair .

Actual vampire

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYHH

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

chilope:

txtpostprincess:

if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

Yeah, bro.

sarrzuu:

I think I was being flirted with today?

Who wouldn’t flirt with you tbh.

My tummy still hurts D:

Ugh my virtual school classes are screwing up.

thaihaha:

im-madeof-saltn-sand:

thaihaha is so sweet and cute and pretty and fun. Get out.

2 cute 4 me.

ummmm ily & can you look in the mirror pls

Ah ily2 c:
But seriously nah it’s all you girlfriend

thaihaha is so sweet and cute and pretty and fun. Get out.

2 cute 4 me.

fitness-fits-me:

spiralsbodyshoppe:

Hmmff…

😍😍😍

Even though I’m unwell, my face still looks A++

Even though I’m unwell, my face still looks A++

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